Thursday, December 01, 2005

garden, follow-up

I created the garden(*), the garden created this beast. somehow ...

an enormous tobacco hornworm

(* - now defunct in the impending winter)

Saturday, November 19, 2005

phoney emo

Snapped this lil gem of myself in a rounded mirror with tha shell phone at a champagne party yesterday. I'm so emo -- its not my party but I'll still cry if I want to. (er, someone really did start crying there actually.)

Thursday, November 10, 2005

more hot strippers

PHOTO strippers that is! nyuck!

annnnd, the inspiraciónes:


  1. happy well adjusted teens
  2. angry teens
  3. incestuous brother/sister teens
  4. just stepped in dog poo
  1. be crazy!
  2. be crazy!
  3. eat the dog!
  4. be crazy!

  1. wouldya get a load of sam
  2. everyone loves sam
  3. sam eats her own boogers
  4. sam worships the devil

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

anyone got some sandpaper?

cuz this shit is ROUGH

very rough draft of a collage idea -- gotta finish this at some point

Monday, September 12, 2005

panorama

little bro, classic picture of a picture:

south of Big Sur, CA

Friday, September 02, 2005

the creator is the creation

that's right, this one's all about me and my b-day. Some pics from my birthday bash yesterday:



tending to the 'cue -- corn, tortillas and kebabs




making like the who -- and smashing my guitar (piñata)

Thursday, September 01, 2005

invitation to disaster

jk, to my birthday. The invitation I sent out:

Monday, June 27, 2005

another (bad) creation

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

strip tease


and, the scenarios:

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

tie your shoelaces kiddies

... cuz this shit's a trip.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

wood'nt you like to know

(the puns just keep getting better and better.)

So I've been slightly slacking on my creations but not totally. The current project: setting up a garden on my balcony and building a planter.


herbs and lettuce plants, the beginnings of my planter, a bunch of scrap wood found in my hood



the blueprints, version 1.1



the blueprints, version 0.9

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

ok

the 7th grade girl in me at it again ... damn that saccharine little bitch

photoshopped digital photo and drawing

Monday, April 11, 2005

dear tenant

found this on the ground ... kinda interesting

found

self-deprecation station

that is what I should change the title of this blog to. why am i such a sucky drawer. i guess crappy sketching has a certain appeal. though i feel like one needs to be good before they can be "bad".

ink, lined paper, duh

what's wong with this picture

Maybe I should switch from crappy wanna-be graphic artist person to crappy wanna-be jokester.

cheese on screen

i'm a 7th grade girl


markers and collaged stuff

Sunday, April 03, 2005

WIP it good

a Work In Progress

acrylic on canvas

Saturday, April 02, 2005

more old stuff

... feeling nagged by that pesky quota again.

"Regime Change Begins at Home"
found images on paper (really crappy scan)



"Affordable Adventure"
found images on paper (another crappy scan)

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

something red something blue

to all my devoted readers, as you both know, I'm working on something big. But in the meantime here is something small (and dumb)

Monday, March 28, 2005

el creation del dia


one of those digital collage things that are soo 2002

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

just some stuff i want

my Christmas-in-July wishlist. somewhat sadly, i mean none of this ironicaly

Monday, March 21, 2005

(t)art

because culinary creations are creations too, right?


butternut squash, caramelized onions, some egg, lots of cheese, herbs, crust

bombin the left coast yall!!


ink on curb

note broken pen used to do the deed.

i see wildflowers and ...

i want to paint them black white.


digital photo

NOTE: that's a straight fog-fade, people... no photoshopping involved.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

some old stuff

... need some help making quota.


scanned/photoshopped pen drawing



scanned/photoshopped pen drawing and magazine stuff



just a photo



another photo



photoshop, just an idea for a real collage

a cliché a day


just some paper and more tape

the new block


pen, plus some colored pencils and alotta love

ok


just some paper and markers and tape

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

an aural borealis

Spanish Mariachi trio the Wagon Band has just released the first single off their new album "Hearbeat of an Aging Tiger": Hay una Lugar.

(a little help with the spanglish)

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

they can't all be winners

This looks like it was made by a third grader and the scan came out like absolute shit.

found images & acrylic on paper

Monday, March 07, 2005

one photo, three images

(four if you count both shadows)

Matt Sweeney playing guitar,
at Built by Wendy Saturday March 5th

digital photo

the warm yellow glow of public works

After talking to a nameless comrade, I decided to contribute a small adendum to a previous project of her's. What follows is just a small sampling of some of the wonderful language that comes to mind when trying to articulate the precise tone of our (late) friends, The Gates.

In solidarity.


ink & stenciled acrylic on stainless steel

Friday, March 04, 2005

the honeymoon is over

wait--so now I'm suppoed to make something everyday? what the hell. what was I thinking. yet another example of my left brain writing checks my right brain can't cash.

alright alright. I'm still up for the challenge.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

modest rouse

So in an effort to somehow motivate my creative sensibilities, I've created this little blogo dealy with the implicit contract to myself to make/post at least one creative thing of some sort each day. Even if its just a photo (but hopefully something more). Let's see how long I can keep this up.

First post below! Hope the sentiment contained therein proves to be true.

this could be ....



ink & found images collage